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Things I Never Learned In High School

boguskudos

  • How to do taxes
  • What taxes are
  • How to vote
  • What political parties are
  • How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
  • How to write a check/balance a check book
  • Anything to do with banking
  • How to do loans for college
  • How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
  • How to buy a car or house
complexgirl

but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem

Source: boguskudos
lickhiseyebrow

I remember that day, the third time I watched THG movie, there was this girl...

  • Girl 1: Have you read the books?
  • Girl 2: NO! Of course not! Books are boring.
  • Girl 1: But you liked the movie!
  • Girl2: Yes! AND OMG PETER IS SO DASGSFGHDHFHJF I HOPE HE WON'T DIE IN HUNGER GAMES 2
  • Me: *look at my dad and walk next to her* OH, DAD! WHAT A PITTY PEETA DIES IN CATCHING FIRE, HUH?
  • Dad: Oh, yes... Anyway, Gale will marry Prim at the end
  • Me: Yes, I know!
  • Girl 2: OH MY GOD MY FEELINGS!
  • *when we are away from them*
  • Dad: Are you happy now?
  • Me: FUCKING SUCCESS!
Source: recycledcarrey
muhrixa

I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid

  • Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don't belong making fun of someone like that, what's wrong with you?
  • Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I'm gonna use it.
  • Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
  • Girl: -Speechless-
  • Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
  • Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
  • Me: No, your other chin.
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